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Okay so my lower right wisdom tooth broke through and now my gum is trying to grow back over it, meanwhile my whole cheek is swollen and I'm scared and alone and in pain. I'll deal with it naturally though, I'd prefer to hang on to as many of my original parts as possible (especially the nads). I read somewhere that the reason we have such problems with our wisdom teeth is because people's faces and mouths have been getting gradually smaller over the last few thousand years because apparently people with tiny faces are subconsciously considered to be more boneworthy. I believe that, in the words of John Oates, we need to "get our d*cks out of our hearts."Man I am fired up, let's do this thing HUAH!
