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Have you seen that commercial for some cell phone company that is about "Christmahannukwanzaka" or something like that? There is a girl in it who is naked and holding a giant cell phone in front of her, and she sings the line "no contractual obligation" and, man... there's something about the way she sings that line that sets my loins a'quiver.
